Wednesday, January 16th, 2013

Wednesday, January 16th, 2013

School was fine today.

In Textiles, I worked on the Polartec Fleece I was making. I managed to get the sleeves done along with the rest of the body- unfortunately I couldn’t finish it. Luckily, we had ONE more lesson left, so hopefully I can finish the collar, cuffs and pockets and manage to take it home and wear it. 

In Chinese, as usual, THE TEACHER DRONED ON AND ON AND ON AND ON ABOUT STUFF WHILE WE DID MORE EXERCISES.

In Humanities, we learned more about The Periodic Table from Big History. Although yeah, Kyle was still being a donkeyhole- he trolled and annoyed me, he didn’t focus, but eventually he turned nice again. That’s Kyle for you- he can be nice at times, he can be unfocused at times, he can be pissed off and mean at times, etc.

And now for something I like.

Fanfiction

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What is Fanfiction?

Basically, Fanfiction is when someone takes the characters from a movie (eg. Wreck it Ralph), a video game ( eg. Team Fortress 2), a novel ( eg. Don Quixote), an anime ( eg. Gundam), a comic book (eg. Tintin), a play (eg. Les Miserables) or a TV Show (eg. Doctor Who), and creates a story based on them. Sometimes Fanfictions will take characters from, say, Kingdom Hearts 2 and put characters from Phoenix Wright in the story too, causing a story type called a crossover.

Most Fanfiction writers are teenagers and fans of the movies, books, etc. Some, however, can be 30 or even 40.

Anyway, the really good things about Fanfiction are that you can write about ANYTHING. You can even write fanfiction about boy bands ( even though only really devoted die hard fans are crazy enough to do that.) Also, there are the reviewers, which are often other fanfiction authord. They’re kind and willing to give you advice to improve, or encourage you to keep on going, or give you ideas, and even express how much they love the story.

I’m a Fanfiction writer myself, and I go by the name of The Wild West Pyro. My profile can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4207817/The-Wild-West-Pyro

Anyway, Fanfiction writers use a bunch of words to express themselves. Here are some words you should know:

Fanfic: A short term for Fanfiction

Shipping: Getting two characters together, and making them have a romantic relationship. Eg, Katniss and Peeta.

Slash- A romance pairing involving two male characters or two female characters

OTP: One True Pairing- your favourite couple from that movie, book, show, etc.

Lemons: Fanfiction written by crazy perverts about their couple getting it done. DON’T READ IT UNTIL YOU’RE OVER 18. IT’S HORRIBLE. AT TIMES.

Canon: Used to describe official events that happened in the show, or a ship that is officially confirmed in the movie. ( eg, Fix it Felix and Sergeant Calhoun from Wreck it Ralph)

Anyway, I ship a few couples myself ( embarassment). OK ( deep breath) they are:

Doctor Who:

The 11th Doctor and River Song

The 10th Doctor and Rose

Amy Pond and Rory.

Kung Fu Panda:

Po and Tigress

The Hunger Games:

Katniss and Peeta

Cato and Glimmer

The Phantom of the Opera:

The Phantom and Meg Giry

Rise of the Guardians:

Jack Frost and the Tooth Fairy

Wreck it Ralph

Fix it Felix and Sergeant Calhoun

Vanellope von Schweetz and Rancis Fluggerbutter.

OK. Done.

Here are my Fanfics:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8520831/1/True-Stories-of-the-Gravel-Wars- For Team Fortress 2.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8787873/1/A-New-Threat- For Rise of the Guardians.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8865468/1/Wreck-it-Ralph-Turbo-Returns- For Wreck it Ralph.

WARNING: DO NOT READ THE LAST TWO IF YOU DON’T LIKE ROMANTIC STUFF.

WARNING NO 2: TO THOSE DOUCHEBAGS AND FAGGOTS WHO WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY USE THIS AS SOMETHING TO TEASE ME, ANNOY ME, TROLL ME, BULLY ME, ETC, DON’T, YOU MOTHERFIRETRUCKERS. JUST DON’T. IF YOU DO, I WILL TRY AND MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL AND YOU CAN GO FIRETRUCK YOURSELVES. I’M SERIOUS. NO REALLY, I AM SERIOUS.

SO DON’T BULLY ME ABOUT THIS, OK. OR ONE DAY I WILL GET EVEN WITH YOU AND IT WILL END BADLY FOR YOU.

Thank you for reading this post.

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